Life as a Manager

Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Twidle Dee and Dwidle Dumb

Okay, Today I am paying tribute to two constrution workers who spent over two years at my hotel. They checked in almost every Monday and checked out almost every Thursday of every week.
Twidle Dee - There's not much to say about him. He was spanish, almost but not really cute and very quiet. He was always really shy and smiled really big if you asked him any questions. I thought it was funny because every one of the front desk girls thought he liked them. I think he was just overly shy.

Twidle Dumb - I never fully understood. Short with lots of tatoos and a hole in his ear. It had a round object in it that was almost 1/2 in diameter. He also carried a picture of this drop dead gorgeous girl in his pocket. I just found out that was his WIFE???? Yes the boy is married to a very hot woman. The type of girl most guys could only dream about. Now you ask why this is such a shock to me.

The dude had a size 8 sexy mama at home and was sleeping around with 200 pound women that looked..... Well, lets just say there is no comparision to what he had at home. I just don't get it. If you got something decent to come home to, why risk it for a one night stand. I then found out that he actually tryed to get with every front desk girl I have. They knew they would be fired so they turned him down. Or at least I think they did. Lets just say if it has two legs. He was after it!!!!!!!!

Some things just don't suprise me anymore.
Adios for now.

5 Comments:

At 10:52 PM , Blogger Adam said...

A "size 8 sexy mama". I must say, that's a new expression for me. I always find it refreshing that girls and critique other girls appearance. The guys at the store are aways, "I can't tell". Which is bogus. Everyone (almost) would find Brad Pitt more attractive then Tom Arnold. We're just talking aesthetics, not desire. ANd how did this relate to Misty's blog?

 
At 4:26 PM , Blogger bundyphile said...

Misty,

It's Emilie here. Yeah, you won't recognize me in that pic b/c it's not a pic of me. I'm fascinated by serial killers & the pic is of a Canadian serial killer, Karla Homolka. She's pretty, but deadly.

Anywho, I'm studying to become a crime scene technician. I would lift prints, blood, etc... at the crime scenes. I'm studying at Forsyth Tech & hoping to be done by 2007...let's hope!

Emilie

 
At 4:29 PM , Blogger bundyphile said...

Oh, and in response to your post re: why men cheat...some men are addicted to sex. Some men find anyone BUT their wife desireable. I'm not saying that makes sense to most of us. However, that's just why they do stupid sh*t like that.

Blah.

Emilie

 
At 5:16 PM , Blogger shizkickle said...

Sure he was telling the truth about the picture? Anyways, cheating is common, for men and women. Ive actually met a lot more women who admit to cheating than men, but thats just me. Dont trust anyone is my motto, that way you wont be dissapointed.

 
At 4:55 AM , Blogger bundyphile said...

Yes, the truth about the pic is she IS a serial killer. Sorry, Shawn. I know you think she's a hottie. LOL

Anywho, Shawn brings up a good rebuttal to my response. Women cheat just as much as men in some cases.

Emilie

 

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